I went to view a car for sale. The engine was leaking oil all over. The mileage was very high too - 300,000km. I pointed it out to the the seller, and his reply was:
- If you ran that far, wouldn't YOU be sweating???
Tuesday, 24 September 2013
Friday, 30 November 2012
Dublin roads are safest?
Dublin now has safest roads of all EU capital cities - how was that arrived at? The fact that fewer people died in traffic accidents in Dublin this year does not make roads safer!
Spotted in Phibsborough, Dublin 7.
Who is disabled quiz
Select one right answer:
A. Subaru Legacy 4x4 2.5 turbo
B. Push-bike
C. Honda Civic with wheelchair sign on the windscreen
D. All of the above
A. Subaru Legacy 4x4 2.5 turbo
B. Push-bike
C. Honda Civic with wheelchair sign on the windscreen
D. All of the above
Car price < cost of release
After careful cost-benefit analysis the owners made the decision:
"Keep the car, wankers!"
Spotted around the neighborhood in Ashbourne, Co. Meath.
"Keep the car, wankers!"
Spotted around the neighborhood in Ashbourne, Co. Meath.
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